Welcome to the Single Life.

So, I am a single man. I currently have the ability to sleep with anyone I choose… to flirt with women along the sidewalk, to glance appreciatively at any body I may see.

And yet… I really don’t care to.

I mean, I’m hornier than hell, to be sure. But I contribute that just to my body knowing it will not make love anytime soon. That it will starve from lack of contact with another. But that is only the tip of the iceberg. Whilst I am deeply saddened by the outcome of events, I am also spurned by the suggestion of oppurtunity here… I mean, I get to search for whatever it is exactly that I want in a companion.

Cheers to that kiddos.