So I Was Looking At Her Cleavage…

… which were displayed by her low-cut blouse, and I noticed a mark. Not just a little smudge, but a long red rash looking thing that blemished her otherwise flawless .. breasts. Now, I’m not one to just go and talk about boobs, or ass, or anything sexual for that matter (well, only if I know you extremely well) but I just had to write about this incident. And no, I am not a perv, but I am human. If a pair of boobs on a pretty girl are hanging out on display well fuck, I’m going to look at them. Not ooogle them, but if she’s looking down at a sheet of paper well my eyes are down too. Dig me? Fuck me for being a guy. Anyways.

I was in LensCrafters (Fucking expensive as hell) getting an eye exam and a new pair of Specs when I was helped by this individual. She was very nice, very pretty, but her boob was driving me nuts. Just this long red rash on her left breast, and I was soooo close to telling her “Um, Ma’am? Are you aware you have a rash on your left boob?” I don’t know what came over me. And as soon as I got over her boobs (they weren’t big boobs or anything by the way, average size) I couldn’t get over her glasses. The frames were so thick on the arms (the shit that goes over your ear, i dont know what its called. they hold the damn things onto your face) that it was like she had 2×4’s on either side of her face. To where her peripheral vision was completely destroyed by these monstrosities.

And again, i almost asked her: Lady, what the fuck were you thinking? Do you realize someone can smack the shit out of you from either side and you would never know who it was?

Anyhow, such was my visit to LensCrafters. Seeing how I paid almost 400 dollars for these things, I expect their employees (if they so chose to have their anatomy on display) visit a dermatoligist.