A Better Class Of Criminal.
So, recently, two white supremacists were charged with planning to assasinate presidential nominee Barack Obama and while this in itself isn’t really a surprising development, the manner in which they were planning to do it was.
From TimesOnline.co.uk:
The pair planned to drive as fast as they could at the Democratic nominee while wearing white tuxedos and top hats, blasting shotguns at him from the windows, court documents showed.
Shit yes!
It’s about goddamn time someone got creative. If you’re going to do something fucking loony, you might as well do it right. At least, that’s my opinion. Top hats and tuxedos, I can dig it.
Personally, I would’ve wanted a monocle along with a white mustache. Do not pass Go, Do not collect 200 dollars.
October 28, 2008 at 11:06 pm
How can you shoot at someone when you’re holding a monocle to your face? **Not Practical**
But seriously, it makes me sick to hear about stuff like that…People are freakin’ sick.
October 28, 2008 at 11:08 pm
You have to hold the cheap ones, the good ones you wedge into your face like this… ~_0
October 28, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Because the criminals would have the good ones. Absolutely.
October 28, 2008 at 11:51 pm
If they had top hats, why not?
October 29, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Wow….these guys were sick, ignorant and incompetent. However, fashion trumps all.
Seriously though…jackasses…total moronic jackasses.
October 29, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Is there a high and low quality top hat? I mean, it is entirely possible that those are some cheap ass top hats too.
But I agree with Leaving Evangeline – moronic jackasses for sure.